6/08/2020

Lumpy Freak


About two months ago, I pulled a muscle in my back, and a lump popped up out of nowhere. It didn't hurt, it didn't do anything, and I left it. Two weeks later it was still there, so I called the doctor. Still in lockdown, so I described the lump over the phone. Two weeks later he called back, to ask if it was still there. It was, so I had to make an appointment to go in. I still have to have an ultrasound to confirm it,but his diagnosis... it's a lipoma. 
That is to say, a random lump of fat that has grown under my skin, and is harmless (if unsightly). 
Thanks, body.

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