Thursday, 24 December 2015

Merry Christmas to meeee

via Instagram

Saturday, 12 December 2015

Saturday, 22 August 2015

Friday, 8 August 2014

Pissed Off

Trying to convert Flash stuff to HTML5 using Flash CC.
It's not going well.

File is massive, takes a century to publish a file, and when it does it turns out to be broken thanks to one tiny change in a line of code.

This is all Apple's fault; if they had just allowed Flash everything would be a lot simpler.

Sunday, 18 November 2012


There's a full sized, proper Blogger app for iPad. Which mean, yes, another test post. Hurrah!
The mobile app is a bit shit in terms of posting pictures, you have no control over size and often images exceed the post borders. So maybe this will work better. I hope so, it'll make posting teh Artz a lot easier....

Not holding my breath though, can't see any controls.

Saturday, 3 November 2012



Yes, I’m joining in with Movember. Yes, I am growing a feeble moustache.

But I am also getting on board with Gallery of Mo.

b3-1Go and donate some money to charity on my behalf, and I will draw a picture of you. With a moustache. £1 = 1 minute spent drawing. £10 = 10 minutes. Etcetera.



Saturday, 6 October 2012

Vaguely Concerned about Uhmurika

Because it's soon going to be election time and the internet has revealed that there are genuinely American people out there who don't think that Mitt Romney is an evil, poor-hating gay-bashing moron, and that Obama is actually a Bad Man.
If they end up electing Romney, will they be as fucked as we are with David Cameron for a leader?

Friday, 5 October 2012

Monsieur Flap

You know how I only ever post Blogger app tests or animation videos that are cool on this blog? Well I just posted a test, so have this insane (and brilliant) video:

Monsieur flap from brice chevillard on Vimeo.

I Should Be in School I Do So Many Tests

The last phone I bought turned out to be a big pile of shit so I returned it. Got a Samsung Galaxy Ace 2 instead. BEHOLD AS I TIT ABOUT WITH FRONT FACING CAMERA ABILITIES

Thursday, 5 July 2012

Bizarro Classic

Remember when I posted that awesome 2D Superman animation?  Now the talented fuckers have made a new one...

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Another test

Blogger iPhone app. On iPad. Weak.


If someone were to have read all my posts since I started this blog (unlikely - not even my fiancé reads this bilge), they would likely be infuriated by the number of posts declaring themselves to be a test of some new app or piece of software. This time, I am merely attempting to ascertain the viability of constructing web posts on an iPad (my fiance's I wouldn't buy one of these lol). Well, that's it. Farewell, random reader who possibly stumbled upon this blog and now regrets reading all this crap!

Thursday, 20 October 2011


Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Further Tests

Android app yo

Sunday, 16 October 2011

A Test

To see if this app is working...

Thursday, 15 September 2011


Testing out the iPhone Blogger app, and so far it's working very well indeed!

Thursday, 11 August 2011

Potluck Comics

My fiancée has a comic up on potluck comics, I'd really appreciate it you'd go take a look at it and share it!


Ash Collins

Sunday, 24 July 2011

Cyclops Sketch

Expect vectors soon!

Saturday, 9 April 2011


I may have mentioned a while ago that Kei and I did some work on Storm, an animated beat poem by Tim Minchin; and now it’s finally been uploaded to YouTube and it looks great! Major props to Director DC Turner and all the other Kick-Ass peoples who worked on it!


Monday, 21 February 2011

Superman to the Power of AWESOME


Was just shown this awesome Superman fan animation. The sheer brilliance of it has melted my face and made me realise that I will never be this good. Sob.

Monday, 20 September 2010


Invasion of the Graffbots (trailer) from wesleyriot on Vimeo.


After all the animation videos I plug on here, don’t you think it’s about time I plugged one of my own?!

For more info, go here. Enjoy, twats!

Friday, 4 June 2010

More French Bastards

Yet more proof that all French animators are awesome. The gits.

Tuesday, 20 April 2010


PixelPipe, work you bitch.

Sunday, 13 December 2009


This blog has been knocking around for so long now that many of the links on the sidebar are defunct.  Time to hack away at some of the decay and maybe include some new ones, I think.

Also, the other day I was bemoaning the fact that women have much cooler clothes available than men, including hats, but I managed to find a new hat that I liked.  Yes, it may be brown and woolly, but it covers my ears and my newly-shaved head (which is important now that the weather is starting to get a bit cold).  It may well be a bit of a granny hat, but it does the trick.Woolly motherfucker hat

Note: my aforementioned shaved-head is so stubbly that it acts like velcro, making removing or adjusting said hat a bit fiddly.

Did I really spent two-thirds of a blog post talking about a hat? You’d better believe I fucking did.

Q: Why would you park a car like this?

A: because you're a fucking twat.

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Monday, 30 November 2009

Pointless Update

Last Thursday my back started hurting so badly that by 2am I couldn’t breathe.  May have had something to do with falling down the stairs on my back twice in the last two weeks, but whatever.  It’s starting to hurt a bit less now.

Also, let’s see if this Flickr plugin thing works:

Hey look at that, it’s my boy!